A Dire Warning from North Korea

Here's the latest gem out of the DPRK:

Pyongyang, June 12 (KCNA) -- The U.S. imperialist warmongers committed one more grave military provocation by illegally infiltrating a strategic reconnaissance plane into the sky above the DPRK's economic waters on June 12. In this regard the Air Force Command of the Korean People's Army issued the following report on Monday: At around 12:05 on June 12, an overseas-based strategic reconnaissance plane of the U.S. imperialist aggression forces infiltrated into the sky above the waters of the DPRK east of Chongjin and Hwadae and made a shuttle flight there for hours to spy on its strategic targets.
Such ceaseless illegal infiltration and aerial espionage are arousing a bitter indignation from the officers and men of the KPA Air Force.
It is an indigenous disposition of our revolutionary armed forces to mercilessly punish the aggressors.
The KPA Air Force warns again that the U.S. imperialist warmongers will be buried in the East Sea of Korea if they continue running amuck without discretion despite our warnings.

It took me a moment, but I finally figured out why the tone of this kooky admonition seemed so familiar. There can be but one answer: Stanley Kubrick isn't really dead. North Korean intelligence officers faked his death after recruiting him as Kim Jong Il's personal propagandist. (This would explain how Kim Jong Il learned to stop worrying and love the bomb).